After a restless period of incubation, They Gotta Be Secret Agents are thrilled to announce boldly (yet somehow surreptitiously… and oh so secretly) their return to the spotlight!  

The Agents ardently pursued their undercover, civilian lives this past year (read about it HERE), but at times they shuddered at the lurking plight of mediocrity around them.  They couldn’t help but notice that the world seemed so un-dominated.  

Well, wait no more. 

The Agents mount their next mission with bigger brains and bigger families.  Bigger obstacles and bigger ambitions.  Hell, they’re not even afraid to bust out bigger font.  What could possibly contain something this big? 

Texas.

As the weather in the northeast begins to cool down, They Gotta Be Secret Agents set their sights on the lone star state.  Like the Secret Agents themselves, it’s bold, it’s daring, it’s hot (in that dry sort of way, so it doesn’t feel too hot), and it’s one of a kind.

What will happen to our favorite heroes in Austin, Texas?  Will they be able to dominate after their hiatus?  Will they be able to rock the theater, thrill the audience and still keep it weird? 

Come and find out.  Send your friends to find out.  Tell your grandmother about it.  Tell everyone you know!  

Because this one, gumshoes, is going to be big.

Poste Restante
@ Salvage Vanguard Theater
December 15-17, 2011

Tickets & Info HERE. 

*This mission is brought to you by Texas’ most kickin’ puppet company: Trouble Puppet Theater.

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See you and all of your friends in Texas!
Tim & Bonnie

You may have looked around recently and noticed a subtle, yet deeply troubling lack of Secret Agents in your life.  You may have found yourself wondering, 

“Could They Gotta Be Secret Agents have fallen prey to the formidable grasp of evil?  

Is it possible that their death-defying hyjinx could defy no longer?”  

You may have trembled at the thought that you have seen The Agents for the last time.  You are not alone, and we are here to say, “HA!  Tremble no more!”

Have faith, gumshoes.  It is all part of the Secret Agent plan to incubate desires, bolster acumen, and then burst forth like a phoenix from the ashes of time.  It is all part of Mission: Sleeper Agents.  We are proud to report that The Agents have met the challenges of this mission with their usual confident ferocity.  Oh, yes.  They are conquering  Mission: Sleeper Agents.

Agent Tim, in an attempt to fully understand the limits of the corporeal body, nears the end of his first year of advanced training: medical school.  

And Agent Bonnie, in her indefatigable exuberance for life itself, perches on the very cusp of motherhood… squared!  Any day now, her twins will be joining the ranks of the Secret Agent team.  Eager, I am sure, to fill the (relatively) big shoes of Jack “The Wolf.”

Perhaps, for some of you, learning the details of this extra stealthy mission has put your mind at ease.  

You will sleep better knowing that The Agents are getting smarter and stronger, and smarter and stronger.  

Perhaps others of you are gumshoes of action!  You need to witness the thrill of The Agents flying again.  And to those we say... 

“Stay tuned to hear more about upcoming missions in Portsmouth, NH, New York City, and beyond!”