A winter chill grasps us in its clutches. The skies are grey, the nights are long, and the icy snow presses its weight on parked cars, power lines, and the desire to leave cozy couches.
And at this very moment, when fears are brewing and hopes are stretched thin, the champions from each corner of the globe leave their districts to play games in far-flung Sochi. You may feel abandoned. You may feel vulnerable to the forces of evil, mediocrity, and seasonal affective disorder.
Fear not!
Your beloved Secret Agents have been stealthily training for the past Olympiad, since their 2010 tour, to confront these creeping doldrums of winter with Herculean abandon. The Agents are ready to soar with the ski jumpers, endure with the biathletes, and dazzle with the curlers.
Mediocrity will be crushed!
Break free and join in their adventures in New York and Boston. Rise, like the torch passed around the globe, and burst into glory on the highest podium. Help The Agents cast golden light onto these grey, grey times.
And remember, gumshoe, it is up to you to spread the word and save your fellow man.
And at this very moment, when fears are brewing and hopes are stretched thin, the champions from each corner of the globe leave their districts to play games in far-flung Sochi. You may feel abandoned. You may feel vulnerable to the forces of evil, mediocrity, and seasonal affective disorder.
Fear not!
Your beloved Secret Agents have been stealthily training for the past Olympiad, since their 2010 tour, to confront these creeping doldrums of winter with Herculean abandon. The Agents are ready to soar with the ski jumpers, endure with the biathletes, and dazzle with the curlers.
Mediocrity will be crushed!
Break free and join in their adventures in New York and Boston. Rise, like the torch passed around the globe, and burst into glory on the highest podium. Help The Agents cast golden light onto these grey, grey times.
And remember, gumshoe, it is up to you to spread the word and save your fellow man.
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